Article : Royal Rumble Preview/Predictions...Rumours and so on...

Right!!!! Its been over a week since I last wrote something here...so I'm really sorry (for all those that cares...population 1 most likely...lol) but I have a busy schedule, so...yeah...

ANYWAY!!! Onto the article...and of course, tonight is the...























And, let me tell you, I am soooooooooo excited ;D by it! It has been one of my favourite ppv next to wrestlemania ^^.

Now, I've been inspiried writing this by listening to a internet broadcast by "Skittlez" and "Mavsy" that you can download by clicking on this link (I found that by the way by going on lordsofpain.net ...its a good site...I recommend all wrestling fans look at this site for all the latest news)...

ANYWAY!! Onto the Royal Rumble (Honestly, im so excited!!!)

Yeah, for all those that do not know the matches, here are the matches for Tonights Rumble (which you can see at 8pm ET Time/1am in the UK)


1 30-man Royal Rumble match The winner will receive a world championship match of their choosing at WrestleMania XXVI

2 Christian (c) vs. Ezekiel Jackson Singles match for the ECW Championship

3 The Undertaker (c) vs. Rey Mysterio Singles match for the World Heavyweight Championship

4 Sheamus (c) vs. Randy Orton Singles match for the WWE Championship


5 Michelle McCool (c) vs. Mickie James Singles match for the WWE Women's Championship

(c) - refers to the champion(s) heading into the match


In reverse order...here's my take on all the matches...and my predictions...

VS

Now, if you haven't been watching WWE Smackdown recently...then, this segment shows the background behind this heated rivalry:







This was perhaps one of the best segments in a LONG while for any WWE Diva...especially since in my opinion, it has been getting quite stale...but anyway...


Michelle has been holding that title since July, and I feel that considering the amount of personal abuse Mickie's been getting, I think its finally time that Mickie gets the belt tonight. Personally, I want this match to be longer than a squash 5 minute match like it usually is for most diva matches...

Thing is tho, you might ask yourself..."Michelle has Beth Phoenix and Layla on her side now!?!?!" Well, I predict that Beth may turn on both of them, because...to be honest, I see no reason for Beth really liking Team "Lay-cool" except for the fact that the week before, Mickie and Beth had their own confrontations...Not only that, but I feel that Beth might want to get back at Lay-Cool for insulting/insinuating that Beth's "Muscular body" is not really "Womanly"...so yeah...

Final Verdict: MICKIE JAMES TO WIN THE TITLE!

Now next up is...

For the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP...




VS








Personally, I find it originally confusing that the wwe are changing their usual tradition of having a heel/face feud into really two heels against each other...and this is on the back of a short Cena/Sheamus rivalry...And, although I am pleased that Sheamus is champion, Cena never truly put him over...in that Sheamus haven't claimed a legitimite victory against Cena during the "Tables Ladders and Chairs" last month or during the matches afterwards (Not pinning him, winning by DQ afterwards and Sheamus didn't "really" put Cena through a table...

(Btw...It was a "Tables" match for the wwe title...if you were confused)

Anyway...although we know its Randy Orton and he gets a much better reception than the "new-ish" Sheamus...I feel that Sheamus will retain the title. Why? Its because that I feel that they would use this as a launching pad for Orton's stable "Legacy" to break up by DiBase screwing Orton and DiBase and Orton can then have a feud leading up to Wrestlemania...Of course, alot of the Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) have been saying this will eventually be on the cards...but we shall wait and see...

I feel, at least for Sheamus's sake, that he has a "good" victory, because I feel that not many people really care for him at this present time, and its not really his fault...Its just that the fans can't really react towards someone so "new to the scene"...






Final Verdict: SHEAMUS TO WIN THE TITLE








The next main event match is...

VS



This match is quite intresting from a wrestling purist's standpoint. I say this because Undertaker and Mysterio both have contrasting styles...and, I haven't seen matches between these two before...bar that fatal four way in Bragging Rights...I feel that I hope this match won't dissapoint, especially since both these wrestlers are really popular with the WWE universe and the build up to it has been quite good...One thing I hope for the Undertaker's sake is that I know that he's not 100% fit and he's being wrapped up by the wwe so that he doesn't have to wrestle as much...

Anyway, prediction time. Now, I feel there's going to be alot of interference in the match up...

Shawn Michaels might interfere, because he wants to win the Royal Rumble to face the Taker for "The streak" and for the title...so he may screw Mysterio. And also, Batista might "Yawn" interfere too...but meh...I feel that Mysterio, although he has alot of heart and stuff, I don't feel that he will be booked to win...so...


Final Verdict: UNDERTAKER TO RETAIN THE TITLE



Now for the (most likely) the match opener for the Royal Rumble...








VS















Now, Christian has been champion for months, and I feel, despite feeling that Jackson doesn't deserve the "push" for the title, it is inevitable that Christian will lose it eventually, and I feel the time is now to lose it...Why? Because, I feel that Christian needs to go onto bigger and better things (no disrespect to the ECW title of course) but he needs to return to the bigger brands such as Raw/Smackdown...especially with the prospect of Edge coming back ;D! Now ,of course, to suit his heel character, I think it would be best that Eezekiel would win via Regal helping him win it and NOT win it legitimately, because it would lose alot of credibility for Christian having faced much better "technical" in - ring performers...so...





Final Verdict: EEZIEL JACKSON TO WIN THE ECW TITLE




And now...THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!







Yup, you guessed it...its the Royal Rumble match!!!

Now at the moment, there are 25 confirmed participants...so here they are in full:

1 Cody Rhodes Raw
2 Ted DiBiase Raw
3 Mark Henry Raw
4 Evan Bourne Raw
5 Chris Jericho SmackDown
6 CM Punk SmackDown
7 John Cena Raw
8 Jack Swagger Raw
9 MVP. Raw
10 The Miz Raw
11 Shawn Michaels Raw
12 The Big Show Raw
13 Triple H Raw
14 Carlito Raw
15 Kofi Kingston Raw
16 Shelton BenjaminECW
17 Yoshi Tatsu ECW
18 William Regal ECW
19 Zack Ryder ECW
20 Batista SmackDown
21 The Great Khali Smackdown
22 Kane SmackDown
23 Chris Masters Raw
24 R-Truth SmackDown
25 Matt Hardy SmackDown

This is quite a star-studded list, and I feel that it WON'T be either Shawn Michaels or HHH this year, I feel that its...wait a moment...

Hold the phone, lemme see...hmmm, why is it so Raw dominated?!?!?! And where the hell is Morrison/Macintyre?!?!!? The hell??? So anyway, I feel that these are my hot pics...and why...

owait...shouldn't I say who the other 5 could be in the Rumble, and why first!?!??! Yeah, i'll do that...

So...here are my hot picks on who I think will be the mystery entrants for the Rumble:


- Edge: This guy has been heralded by the WWE as "More or less recovered" in time...(if you want to believe what the internet is telling you of course) so, in my mind, I feel that Edge will indeed be at the Rumble...but, winning it? It would be nice...!


- RVD: I dunno about this guy...I have my doubts being there...but who knows...

- Booker T: It might happen...I mean, the WWE have no problems with him, and its been on the cards, so I won' be surprised if he shows up.



Now...WHO WILL WIN!?!?


Ted DiBiase: I don't think he'll win it...simply because, well, I feel that say if my theory is correct about DiBiase screwing Orton, then Orton would return the favour...so no...

HBK: I feel he has a realistic chance of winning, since considering he wants to face Taker at Mania...he could win it a 3rd time

A guide to asian emoticons...!

I shall be honest with you...that woman is quite pretty ^____^ xD


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would you rather run through the street naked with biscuits cellotaped to your face, marshmallows in your ears, your cock wrapped in fire and thinking about the thought of toast crumbs down your back, which is making you angry.... or live in a hole?

Well...intresting question xD

I think my dick will live through the torment...living in a hole is bad...so yeah, the first (Y)

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Teenagehood...do we just rush about it?

WHAT do you think I might be talking about here...rushing? You're probably raising an eyebrow about this I bet...Well, what I want to talk about in this article (inspired by my Austrailan friend Becky)is regarding how teenagers in general, well at least in this culture (which is the UK) and in countries such as America, Austrailia...and many others, perhaps rushing this thing called...

Or better yet...the attempt of trying to find it. Still clueless what i'm talking about? To put it plain and simple...in my opinion, there's far too many teens out there that rush into the relationship world (boys and girls...) and in quite a lot of cases, males especially, only go for one thing...

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Thats right...at the end of the day, we just want to have sex and lose virginity as early as possible...thats really the ultimate aim! Back in my High School days, its what all guys used to talk about and quite a few girls too...although I once thought that it was the guys who were the worst, as the years draw in...I soon realise that both are really as bad as each other when it comes to it...



And you know...maybe its the sex bit that doesn't annoy me enough...but to be honest, the worst thing that gets me "riled up" when it comes to this sensitive subject is this word that really eludes all these people...and sorry dudes but you're the main culprits of this than the girls are...It is:



























In my life, especially since I've been more "out and about" with it recently, I've seen, witnessed and heard stories of guys cheating on their girlfriends, guys just wanting them to get inside their knickers and so on...and to be honest...ITS SICKENING...What really makes me upset is that teenagers (especially guys) are really non-commital about relationships and getting them to work...Its just...terrible if you ask me.



What can be done?


Alright, so...you've heard my rant regarding this subject...now the next question is...what can be done about it? First and foremost, I am NOT trying to imply or derail people from trying to go out with a woman...but what I want to ask you is...What do you honestly want in a relationship? If you just want sex and no committment...then...

Just get a prostitute!?!?!?!? If you just want a woman/guy , then just get a f**k buddy or whatever they call it these days...Because lets face it...guys especially, if they just want that woman for sex...then sooner or later, the relationship is just shallow and doesn't have really much "meaning" towards it...and it will all end in tears...sad but true...


So first and foremost...If you want a girlfriend, don't have her just for her physical assets...ACTUALLY CARE FOR THE WOMAN!!!!











Another issue that a relationship cracks under upon is trust...Trust...funny isn't it? That the person you go out with is the one that you suddenly can trust the least...and thats when relationships often reach breaking point unfortunately...do you know how many people get sad and upset when their "loved one" is not around for them and/or keeping secrets for them...To be honest, if you're one of those people that just have the intention of hiding from your partner and/or breaking contact...then to be honest, I just think you have to realise that you don't care for him/her enough...and that if you don't communicate to your partner...then nothing is going to work...(I know its simple for me to say...but...I've seen it done so...SO MANY TIMES)...its just unreal.





















So basically, in summary, this is what im saying:

• If you want to go out with someone...go out with them because you care for the woman, and that if it doesn't work out...don't just sleep with another person, talk to your partner and at least end it mutally.
• If you just want sex with no committment, then just get a f**k buddy...
• If you want to stay commited, then just , whatever you do, DON'T break contact with them suddenly...then it just becomes awkward. Once again, talk to them, keep them company, let them know that they're important to you

Like i said, im not discouraging you in going out with anyone, but just try and have good intentions about it...and you can finally have a true long-lasting relationship...

Me riding the Gator !!!

As promised ;D

One of the best promos I've seen in a long time...

Very nice, imo ^^...He has really grown on me as a wrestler and a superstar!

Yeah, the back of this was kinda fun, but was a bit bumpy > <

Yeah xD you'll see a video clip in due time ;)

The Monday Night wars ratings & My take on it...

So yes, 1 Night ago, we had one of the most important days in the history of the pro wrestling industry: The Monday Night wars!







For all those that have lived under a rock for the past few months and/or doesn't really like/know about wrestling in general (let alone follow it) TNA, for the first time, went live on air and went against WWE's #1 show "Raw" on Monday at the same time slot as they did. So, 2 of the biggest wrestling industries went head to head for the first time, hence the phrase "Monday Night Wars!"

So, lets break it down then...TNA were debuting the legendary "Hulk Hogan" while WWE had the legendary "Bret Hart" for the first time in over 12 years...so, for the neutral fan, what an EPIC day in store for all of us !!!

For all those that don't know what the Montreal Screwjob is, then here's a link for you to read up on it :) =



So, how did Raw do in the ratings and such?







Lets see...


Quoted from - http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/



- Last night's episode of Monday Night RAW with the return of Bret Hart averaged 5.60 million viewers, making it the largest RAW viewing audience since the show on August 24th, 2009, the night after the SummerSlam pay-per-view.

This week's show drew a 3.37 rating in the key demographic, males 18-49. This was RAW's highest M18-49 rating since the commercial-free RAW on June 22nd, 2009.


And so, to TNA...








- The first hour of last night's three-hour TNA iMPACT scored a 1.69 rating with 2.5 million viewers, making it the most-watched hour of TV in TNA history.

The second hour slipped to a 1.44 rating but featured the most-watched 15 minutes in TNA history with a 1.88 quarter-hour rating for Hulk Hogan's debut at 9PM EST, head-to-head with Bret Hart's return on WWE's RAW.

The least-watched segment of the show came at the end of the second hour with a 1.16 quarter-hour rating with the Pope vs. Wolfe match and AJ Styles interview. This segment went up against the DX vs. JeriShow match on RAW.

The third hour of iMPACT dropped to a 1.22 rating. The range of quarter-hour ratings was between 1.17 and 1.30. The third hour peaked in the final 15 minutes of the show with a 1.30 rating. This was the end of Angle vs. Styles and the Foley beatdown from Hall, Nash and Sean Waltman with Hogan watching.






So now you got the lowdown, here's now my take on it...

In my opinion, I feel that TNA has gained alot from this and (although I consider myself as quite a big wwe fan) there's no denying that TNA has gained plaudits and popularity from this Monday Night Wars battle...which is not surprising especially when you debut wrestlers such as "Jeff Hardy" , "Scott Hall" , "X Pac" , "Ric Flair" and so on...This is since, not only they went against WWE and kept their core audience, they gained more fans (and therefore...ratings as well). What they need to do now is to keep this going, but...what they have to beware is that they can't do what WCW did...and over-rely on old stars picking up the company, which, I feel that WWE are much better at doing (pushing younger talent and new faces to a much better extent).


Speaking of WWE, I feel that personally, I was dissapointed at the ratings considering it was the return of the "HITMAN" , however, I feel that WWE are more reliable in what their product is...What I mean to say is, if there is one company that can pull a rabbit out of the hat, and disprove the critics, its WWE...Its up to TNA whether they are ready for the fight or not...


So my pros on both of them:


TNA:
Good entertainment
Loads of Twists
Intresting Viewing
Good Matches (as usual)
It lived up to the billing...


WWE:
The angle on Vince/Bret...Awesome (Y)
Shawn/Bret respecting each other in an embrace...Wrestling history was made!
Intresting Viewing...
The most wrestling I've seen on this show for a while
The Bellas actually WRESTLING and not being shapparones for the Guest Hosts like every week.


And now...The Cons:


TNA:
TOO MANY Twists and new characters all at once (Its just too crazy I think)
The ads...(OMG WTF)


WWE:
Some parts were stale (i.e. Orton/Kofi Match was a tad boring)
They cut off the air at the best bit...when Bret was heralded by most of the Raw Roster (well , all of them minus DX)



I could say more cons...but to be honest, I think, like many has said, it is the fans that are the ultimate winners in this...I truly feel that the Monday Night Wars are truly alive once again if TNA decide to go live again, so...BRING IT ON!!




Till next time...peeps ;) x

Here's Hoping, by InMe ^^

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BRET HART COMING BACK :DD Woo WOo!

Dude man, I am psyched up for Bret Hart Returning to the WWE Tonight, just less than 2 hrs to go :D


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My Iron Core Deck (Experiment)

Monsters: 22

3|Anpr|Koa'ki Meiru Boulder
3|Rgbtpp|Koa'ki Meiru Guardian
2|Sovr|Koa'ki Meiru Maximus
3|Rgbt|Koa'ki Meiru Powerhand
3|Anpr|Koa'ki Meiru Speeder
2|Cp07|Legendary Jujitsu Master
1|Crv|Cyber Dragon
2|Bpt|Jinzo
2|5ds2|Road Synchron
1|Ston|Neo-Spacian Grand Mole

Spells: 11
1|Sd2|Heavy Storm
2|Anpr|Core Compression
2|Rgbt|Iron Core Immediate Disposal
3|Rgbtpp|Iron Core of Koa'ki Meiru
1|Sd7|Brain Control
2|Cp01|Book of Moon

Traps: 7
2|Lod|Bottomless Trap Hole
1|Sd2|Torrential Tribute
1|Mrd|Mirror Force
2|Sovr|Nega-Ton Corepanel
1|Rgbt|Reckoned Power

Extra Deck: 15
1|Dtp1|Ally of Justice Catastor
1|Csoc|Black Rose Dragon
1|5ds1|Colossal Fighter
1|Ha01|Brionac, Dragon of the Ice Barrier
1|Tdgs|Goyo Guardian
1|Ha01|Flamvell Uruquizas
1|Csoc|Iron Chain Dragon
1|Tdgs|Magical Android
1|Ha01|Mist Worm
1|Csoc|Psychic Lifetrancer
1|Tdgs|Red Dragon Archfiend
2|Tdgs|Stardust Dragon
1|5ds2|X-Saber Urbellum
1|Tdgs|Thought Ruler Archfiend

Not sure on Whats good/great/bad about this, HELPP!!!

Mr T Story!!! (I wrote this back in 2007)

Enjoy ;)


When Mr T met Umor Haque Ep-1
By Umor Haque: Written February 2007

Umor was walking down a steep, ridiculously elongated road. He was walking for what seemed like years, although it was actually yesterday since he set off for his journey. He was wearing a pair of jeans, a red T-shirt and a white unbuttoned shirt as well, which he recently worn this for a photo shoot to get his image onto forums and “Manga Anime Club” notices. In his view, he looked cool, but one word he liked to say about himself was “Studdly,” which, he knows that this is an adverb that does not exist, but, as “Johnny Bravo” would agree, it’s such a “Gunly” word. That was also a word that Umor liked to say as well.
“Finally,” he said, wiping the sweat off his forehead in this road. “God, it took me all this time to find where my destination is. I’m glad!” He looked up at this colossal marble mansion. Which, this was located in a middle of a desert in a country where Umor forgot the name of it.
In his journey, Umor fought off the “Cybermen” in another dimension, wrestled a crocodile with the ghost of the “Crocodile Hunter,” killed Neo in the world of the Matrix. And, made lunch for an orphan in Siberia, where he had to also fight; but this time, it was the freezing cold.
Now, aged seventeen and stronger, he is ready for the final leg of the journey. There, next to those humongous haunted house-like doors stood the ultimate legend, the greatest guy in the history of mankind and the philosopher of human existence that he is greatly renounced of. Oh man, I forgot his name, he thought, as his farfetched, plagiarist journey took his toll over the whole entire reason why he even bothered to get to this point. This is especially since he’s missed one day of his A-levels, as for him, this was a sin that cannot be matched by anything else. Well, except missing another day of his A-levels, and so on and on. Well, you get the picture.
In his mind, the young Sixth former, known as “Boomes” or “The Lightning,” or even “The irresistible man of greatness” felt tense next to those doors. He didn’t know whether to knock, just twist the doorknob or just wait until somebody opens them. All these decisions, all these thoughts and all of it just shivered Umor in fear.
“This has got to be one of the most difficult decisions that really make you a man,” he said to himself, as this exaggerated description of him just deciding on how to open a door seemed to overwhelm him with no remorse.
Night fell, and Umor fell asleep next to the doors, needing to take a rest so that he could wake up for a neo day, fresh and awake, full of new ideas and aspirations. This will finally resolve this door conflict that has perilously insinuated him ever since coming here.

*

“What the hell?” Mr T looked out of his window and saw a young individual sleeping on his doors. He was outraged. “I pity the fool that sleeps next to my doors in the middle of nowhere like some stupid refugee, and not even asking permission to do that.” He bellowed, as Mr T doesn’t always make his trademark “I pity the fool” that long, but a person just sleeping just outside his house was the last straw for the big man.
With it, Mr T got a jacket that he hasn’t worn since his “A-Team” outings, got a sniper rifle that he stole off President Bush during his golf match against Osama Bin Laden and worn his “gold bling” that he always polishes every day with “Mr T’s gold necklace polishing spray.”
He trudged off his bedroom, went down his spiralling stairs through sliding on the banisters singing, “I’m going to get him off my land, I’m going to get him off my land, I pity the fool that writes a story about me, because that’s plagiarism.”
When he finally landed on the bottom floor, Mr T was faced with the haunted house-like doors that Umor faced earlier. “Oh God, this is damn hard, ooooooooo!” He bellowed out, not knowing how to approach these doors, as his style of leaving the house was usually by jumping out of the windows. However, Mr T has put himself through this situation, and with his mindset, there’s no going back now.
“What am I doing, I’ve got my sniper rifle!” He laughed, “I pity the fool that fancies George Bush and calls himself Tony Blair,” he said randomly, saying it for no apparent reason at all.
The sniper rounds knocked down the doors, and at the middle of the night, appeared Umor, still sleeping through all the loudness of Mr T’s rifle
“What the hell? This is not just some dumb sketch where a guy is still sleeping after loud noises happened. Urrrrrrrrrgh! I pity the fool that does that, he’s helleva tough!”
However, through his angered expressions purred Umor’s mouth and twitched his eyes a bit; he’s getting conscious.
Mr T would just shoot him now, and that would be the end of the story. Yet, Mr T thought, Well, I might as well wait for him to wake up and explain himself why’s he on my land. This is not America, this is...And with that, his thoughts ended, forgetting the name of the country or place where he’s living in.

A couple of hours later, Umor was drinking from a cup of Protein juice with a blanket covering the back of him, although he’s not cold or sick but Mr T was nice to offer it to him anyway. And, both Mr T and Umor Haque, for the first time in the history of mankind and in the humanity of the universe, they came face to face,
They were both sitting on their own sofas parallel to each other. Between them was a fireplace burning away with the coal. Although it’s boiling in the mansion anyway, Mr T didn’t know why it’s on. He just thought it would be a cool scene to talk to “The Lightning,” and that when there’s fire, it’s “Studdly.” As a narrator, I should not be bias in any way, shape or form. So I apologise.
“So, is it Umor –“
“The Lightning, sir.” Umor replied quickly, taking Mr T off balance.
“Well, ‘The Lightning,’ why the hell were you sleeping on my land?”
“Well Mr T,” he paused, gathering all his breath from his entire journey, despite feeling refreshed and energetic as a result of his rest. “I have had a journey that has spanned through hundreds of seconds, minutes and about one-fifth of hundred hours to get here.”
There, Mr T listened to the farfetched battles with situations that can never really happen in real life, and that went straight onto the door situation. “Mr T, as you well know, for any man, opening a haunted-house like door is such a demanding task. So, you gotta understand that I had to sleep on it, regroup, and strategise how I could actually do it.”
“I see. Well, I got to agree with you sucka, I got to admit that it is these decisions that really separate the men from the boys.” He got up, and reached an outstretched hand to the journey kid. “Accept my respect, sucka.”
Umor nodded, and shook the meaty hand of Mr T, realising that Umor’s hand was a lot skinnier than his were, and he might consider a diet for his hands. However, he thought, The hell I’m going on a diet with my hands! I pity the fool that have skinnier hands than me, The T!
Suddenly, Mr T strengthened his grip on Umor’s hand, attempting for Umor to squeal pain, mercy and his great name, but Umor didn’t feel a thing.
“Wha – “ Mr T remarked, not believing this.
“Is there anything wrong Mr T?” Umor asked, puzzled by all this.
Wait a damn minute, Mr T thought, in sketches that I face people that I usually never meet in real life, I always win. Now, a guy that’s not even remotely famous is actually stronger than me. “NO!” He screamed out, to which Umor thought he’s acting crazy.
And with that, Mr T said, “If you think you could beat me sucka, then bring it fool!”
“Whoa! I never asked you –“
Yet, Mr T jumped in the air, and attempted to spiral into Umor’s chest with his low kick. However, Umor read his move, and dodged it easily in a swift movement. Umor said, “I forgot to tell you why I was here in the first place.” He clenched his fist, “To beat the living hell out of you, and win against you for the first time ever in battles between you and characters that you would never face in real life.” And with that, Umor said to the reader, “Go on Google, type in ‘Mr T vs’ and you can see what I’m talking about.”
“I pity the fool that pretends he’s talking to someone, so cut out your jibber-jabber.” Mr T said angrily.
So, Umor and Mr T got their stances in check, as Mr T threw away his sniper rifle out because he knows it wouldn’t be a fair fight. “Let’s begin,” Mr T spoke out.
“Alright,” Umor said.
However, for hours-on-end, they just stood in their stances like statues, just eyeing up each other and having a staring contest. Except, it’s lame because they’re not even moving a bit, or that they’re not pulling faces to throw the opponent off balance. Sorry again, I expressed my own opinions.
“I pity the fool that just stands there, and – wait a minute!” Mr T broke out the stare, realising that this is the stupidest thing he has ever done just before the fight. Especially since the night is falling once again.
And immediately, Mr T made the first attack, and Umor evaded it easily, smiling in quiet confidence. And again, Mr T attacked Umor, but this time, Umor made a counter-attack, and shot out a beam through his eyes like in those Sci-fi films, but cooler since Umor is doing it. And once again, the third person became bias again; my most utmost apologies to all of you reading out there.
“That was what “Doctor Who” taught me in battle against the “Cybermen.”
“What the hell is this? Awwwwwwwww!” He cursed, taken by surprise over his unrealistic attack and clasped his right arm. “Oh! I pity the fool that shoots laser beams!”
And out of the blue, Mr T felt a rush of adrenalin and attacked Umor head-on, and this time he is connecting. Blow by blow Umor was hit by, and with Mr T’s most devastating punch, created vast levels of smoke that usually an explosion does that when the good guy attempts to kill the baddie. Mr T didn’t know how he did that, but he waited outside the smoke to see if Umor survived at all.
And at the middle of the night, the smoke cleared. It had nobody on view, except a reflection of himself on a mirror. “I got you – hey wait, that’s me!” Mr T was in turmoil. When somebody usually disappears, he thought, they’re somewhere around where the original attacker was. That means.
“Bingo.” Umor said from behind, reading his thoughts as if he actually did read what Mr T thought, but he made a calculated and rational guess of it. And as a result of Mr T’s recklessness, Umor landed the ultimate blow: an elbow to his back. Mr T fell to the ground, and laid there unconscious. Umor won in an enthralling (being sarcastic) battle.
Well, that was easy, Umor thought, walking off through a hole in the house that once was sealed by haunted house-like doors, and whistles on out to the desert.

*

“Hey Boomes,” Ben Tooke said, “Do you wanna...go out with her?” He cocked his head towards a teacher getting ready for the register, which for obvious reasons cannot be named.
“Ben, just no.” Umor replied, getting out his notes for the lesson.
“What? Boomes that is disappointing, I would.”
But he ignores and carries on, knowing that catching up on his notes was a must. This was as he missed one day of A-levels by journeying to the “T mansion,” another day just staring at him and beating him up, and the third day getting back to school, fighting off the “Cybermen,” crocodiles, and help out the orphan again. Yet, he was delayed once again, but it was for a better reason; Christina Aguilera found out about Mr T’s defeat and has spent hours finding the victor, and as a result, was a slave to Umor’s bidding. “The irresistible man of greatness” she kept saying on and on, clinging onto Umor like flypaper. But, Umor said “I got to go, maybe some other time,” Umor kissed Christina, and left her behind a place where Christina forgot as soon as Umor streamed into her mind and flesh.
“Where have you been Boomes?” Lloyd Evans asked, curious over why he missed this lesson.
“Yeah Boomes, tell us.” Jordan Fletcher attempts to persuade as well.
“Did you do anything Boomes? Met anyone cool?” Ben Tooke joined in.
“We’re all waiting Boomes.” Steven Ryder then said.
“C’mon, not much time till miss start’s the register.” Adam Saberi then jumped into the horde of lions that desires Umor to speak.
Luke Browning, sitting next to Umor asked, “I’m curious as well.”
“Tell us, please Umor, you missed English Language as well.” Maria (with her last name forgotten) said.
“You can tell us. I promise we won’t tell.” Joel Warby, along with his partner in crime Matt Banham joined the mire.
Umor finally replied, with the smile that was usually associated with his images on the forums and “Manga Anime Club” notices of himself, “Nothing much, just nothing at all.”

FIN

© Umor Haque Productions 2007. All Rights Reserved. This story is sponsored by Elvisisfat.com™, McDonalds™ “I’m hating it”™ and Tesco® “Every little Melon helps”™
Names of the People in the Psychology lesson were actually factual, and in some contexts, conversations actually happening in real life.

Tournament Report!! Part 1/3 !

Note: Some of it might not make sense, because originally, I copied this off a forum, so most of the hyperlinks were not there :p


Sup peeps...January...the beginning of the new decade, and on the 2nd day of it...is the local tournament @ Runik Games which is in a town called Bury St Edmunds ^^, near Cambridge/Newmarket/Ipswich!


So yeah, this is probably going to be the hardest tournament i've been to, because (although 2 of my teammates weren't there because one was in London celebrating with his woman...-> Yeah, this guy and likewise, my other team mate Shraban xD as well...and so, it was me, and my other two new members of Team Reason and some others in this tournament too xD

And, after eating the wonderful chips and KING RIB!!! at this wonderful FISH and CHIPS store just right next to the local As shown with my friend Celeste ^^ It was time for the tournament to...BEGIN!!!!...HELL YEAH



Here are the participants for the tournament (7 in total - 3 Rounds Swiss)

Maybe its quite small, but, its a small town :p and we have a local in Ipswich 30 Miles away xD...which has players too...anyway...Here are the peeps:


Josh (DivaZombies)

Chris (Tele-Dad)

Grant (Spellcasters) [One of the new members of Team Reason, he's just coming back to the game, so...he's on a slim budget at the moment xD

Nick (XX-Sabers) [The 2nd New Member of our team ;D]

Andrew (Vayu Sworn) [Intresting Fact: He's beaten Stafford before]

Will (Tele-Dad)

And of course, Me ;D ! (Glads...pictured with my friend Samantha btw xD)





So...here's who faces who in Round 1:

Shown Here!





ROUND 1 - Me(Glads) vs Will(Tele-Dad)

Duel 1:

I was being patient with Will, as although I felt confident that I would win this duel, I knew that I was waiting until he would lose card advantage, and me waiting for the right opportunity to strike...I was down on 4500...and then the CARNAGE BEGAN!!! I played Call on Bestiari, then flipped some monster (probs hopo) and then Gyzarus'ed his two cards, then after that I summoned cat and brought out two Samnites then crippled him for 4800 damage (and he he had no cih, so...yeah...I Mean Business) then the next turn...he lost as he was effortless with my Heraklinkos on the field...xD

(Yeah, this was my field at the end, with me topdecking Bestiari xD

Duel 2:

He trunaded me early on in the duel and had the early field advantage...him most likely having This sorta mindset... but then, after I was on 5700lp I started to gain control after I negated his Torrential by My Body as a shield when he was on 4700, I gyzarused him again, to which i was so happy I did this -> Well, not really... . But he then got rid of my monsters the next turn...and then synchroed into Goyo and Gaia Knight...so...I was back at almost square one xD...I remembered me then summoning Gale, then setting a waboku to protect him and cut Goyo's attack down. Happily, I had cat in my hand, and he had only one Necro gardna in grave...so I did this a turn or two later...ARE YOU READY!?!? Well...now that you're ready, i'll say it :p I synched into brd and blew the field with a hopo and gale...Now, I didn't normal summon yet, so...with him at that time at 700lp, I catted...then Brought out 2 samnites...and I said to him "Its over man"...

So it was, and I was 1-0 with me feeling good ...Eyyyyyyyyyy



So, I was watching the other matches, and Andrew, the guy that duelled with me earlier before the tournament, and lost xD, was playing Josh (DivaZombies)...it went to a 3rd duel...and with 5 minutes left...you guessed that they needed to HURRY UP!!
While I was watching...This Guy!! was Timekeeping xD...and so, when time was up, Josh finished with the higher lifepoints...much to my disapointment of Andrew telling me beforehand (I will beat you...I will win...) you know, that light banter sorta thing...



And with Chris beating Grant 2-0 and Nick won with a Bye...I was against Chris!! in the 2nd Round :D

Victory With my Glads ;D !!!

So Yes ladies and gentlemen, I won the tournament! First tournament @ my local in 2010 :D, (And wow, it feels so wierd calling it that year) but yes, it was awesome :D

Detailed Match Report to come ;) , but for now, here's a video of my 3rd round match against my good friend Nick (He was using xx sabers) Well...only 2 minutes since the battery die, but meh :p

Hmmm...I just had this thought regarding lesbians and gays...

Yo! Happy new Year guys ^^, i hope that all of you have had a good time with all the celebrations during this festive season.

Now, this article is what i think about the generalisation between lesbians and gays (not bi people) towards other people that are not in the same sexual orientation as they are. Now, this is not a pop towards anyone specific, or insulting any of them, because they are both cool in their own ways (Y) and im not homophobic in any way at all, so disclaimer...take those words seriously okay =p ?

Right, basically, this is what I think...I think that gays are usually very nice people towards other people (guys, girls, etc etc) usually moreso than the common male person. Course, you can say that there are violent people that are gay, but...of course im generalising and you got to realise that there will always be violent people, no matter what their orientation is.

Now, about lesbians...from my experiences of lesbians, they seem quite bitter about men and not as nice to men as normal women are...(Course I could be wrong ) but, from my experiences of lesbian people I have encountered with/heard about, this seems to be the case...

Just...food for thought to start 2010 off ;)


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Moving on, (for all you YGO players) I finally, FINALLY!!! got my hands on Retiari, a third chariot , a test tiger and 2 Crows to boot :D So, I can finally build a "Pure Glad" build ^^. However, I want to also try out anti-glads, but i don't have bribe/Skill Drain/Oppression, so im buggered there. Team Reason introduced Grant and Nick into our team, which I feel is a good step in the right direction for us, while Shraban, I feel, should be kicked out of the team...And I think he has...for getting rid of his collection without even consulting us, and thinking about "needing THAT MUCH" money...is absolutely stupid...He's flippin 17!! for gods sake, people that age shouldn't owe that much money, unless he's in some secret Mafia...or something. Its his life of course, but you know, I am dissapointed in him to be honest...Anywho, in a few hours time, im going to play in my first tournament in 2010...so, you better watch out peeps, 'cos im gonna start off 2010 with a VICTORY (I hope, lol) today.


Peace Guys x