Goals...Not the football kind of goals, but the sort of goals you have in life is, I feel, one of the most important parts of our life. Because of our goals, it will shape in who we are, and what we do for now and the future. Today, I will share to you my goals in life at this present time!
My first goal is to Clear my debts and live in a financially stable way . Obviously, with uni debts and overdraft limits, I want to firstly get into the green, and then after that SAVE!! I do love to spend, but I believe that with a full time job, I now have responsibilities! And as a result, by 2013/late 2012, I will hopefully be debt free !
A second goal is to Edge away from any past controversy . Without going into too much detail, in the past, I have done some terrible things, such as hiding from my parents for 6 months that I stopped uni, and also at times not being dependable to the people closest to me. At the age of 21, although I feel that I have grown up alot since then, I believe that there's still so much to do to get me into a relaxed lifestyle. Yes, we all know that we all have a bit of controversy, but I just want peace and at the moment, I feel I am getting that and I feel privilidged to help people with learning disabilities too (Which is what my job entails)
A third goal (and final one) is to making someone feel mega special. Yeah, It's saying "I want a girlfriend", BUT, to be honest, the main reason that it is a goal is because, for once, I want to be with someone AWESOME! and so far I haven't hung out with anyone mega special! But, I know one day that day will come, and I'm patient! The first two goals are the most important ones and the third is just a dream...We can all dream...Right (:!
Thanks for reading (And note, I don't want to sound desperate by the last goal, I am happy being single, but at the same time, it is a long term goal!)
Peace!"
Friday, 11 November 2011
Monday, 10 October 2011
5 Years man...Holy Barnacles!
Hey peeps! As I'm on a PC for the first time in a while (Which reminds me I need to revise for my theory test tonight!!) I was just thinking over the past few days how much has change in the last 5 years of my life...And I just wanted to reflect this on here! Lets get to it!
When I was 16, the people I hung out with then to the people I hang out now could not be contrasting enough! For example, my close mates were/(and still are to a good degree)Earl (now moved to London), Richard (now moving all over the place, like Dubai for example) and so on...
Point is, you think to yourself that you have your closest mates at that age will stay for a long time! But (And i mean this from experience) in most cases...Situations and such change so that only a fraction of people you've met at High School don't tend to stay there for long!
Of course, with social media, keeping connections could not have been easier!
What else? What else has changed...Oh yes! My perspective on life has changed a FUCKLOAD. Like when you're 16, you tend to be generally more selfish and not think of the "wider world" in front of you. For example, perhaps due to peer pressure and the fact that they are a limited view on the world, alot believe that "OH NO, my life is over" or "Fuck my life, my world is ruined!" Its a shame really, but of course I suppose I had this sort of view in life, and I guess that I should've been more positive back then! But oh well...
But yeah, one more thing that has changed alot in the last 5 years is the fact I am taking more information in from around me, and learn more from experiences than before! Like for example, if anyone gives me any negative feedback or anything that can be deemed as negative, then I just throw it back at their face in anger or in spite. But now, I guess I take the "opposite view" and construct a good response rather than dishing it in anger...!
And speaking of anger...Damn man, I used to have such a temper tantrum when I was 16, and also I used to be such an emotional wreck! I suppose it was because due to my failing social skills back then and my terrible dress sense/appearance, I was an easy target to people back in High School and in the past too! To be honest, I took all the criticsm too badly and should not really listen to what people say about me! Of course, when you're young and you haven't "Burst through" the wider world, its difficult. Why? Because you're in a microcosm, and you haven't spread your wings far enough to know what the real world is like (Especially if you live in a strict cultural family like yours truly).
Finally I feel that I am more dedicated than I have been in completing the goals that are in front of me! Like for example, I admit that procrastination was my favourite hobby, and I guess, upon reflection, I should've done better in my GCSEs, A levels and Uni...But oh well! I feel that I have done all this to set me up better for what's in front of me...To fight hard in getting what I want...
I am still in the mindset, and I suppose rightly so, that I am against all 7 billion people in this world for jobs, a better life, and supremacy! Yes, I guess it is a flamboyant statement, but in my opinion, I was probably too satisfied and complacent then...BUT! Nowadays...I am and probably will never be satisfied until I acheive what I set out to do in life...
And that is...World Domination!
Thanks for reading...Quite an emotional article...Haha. Till next time!
When I was 16, the people I hung out with then to the people I hang out now could not be contrasting enough! For example, my close mates were/(and still are to a good degree)Earl (now moved to London), Richard (now moving all over the place, like Dubai for example) and so on...
Point is, you think to yourself that you have your closest mates at that age will stay for a long time! But (And i mean this from experience) in most cases...Situations and such change so that only a fraction of people you've met at High School don't tend to stay there for long!
Of course, with social media, keeping connections could not have been easier!
What else? What else has changed...Oh yes! My perspective on life has changed a FUCKLOAD. Like when you're 16, you tend to be generally more selfish and not think of the "wider world" in front of you. For example, perhaps due to peer pressure and the fact that they are a limited view on the world, alot believe that "OH NO, my life is over" or "Fuck my life, my world is ruined!" Its a shame really, but of course I suppose I had this sort of view in life, and I guess that I should've been more positive back then! But oh well...
But yeah, one more thing that has changed alot in the last 5 years is the fact I am taking more information in from around me, and learn more from experiences than before! Like for example, if anyone gives me any negative feedback or anything that can be deemed as negative, then I just throw it back at their face in anger or in spite. But now, I guess I take the "opposite view" and construct a good response rather than dishing it in anger...!
And speaking of anger...Damn man, I used to have such a temper tantrum when I was 16, and also I used to be such an emotional wreck! I suppose it was because due to my failing social skills back then and my terrible dress sense/appearance, I was an easy target to people back in High School and in the past too! To be honest, I took all the criticsm too badly and should not really listen to what people say about me! Of course, when you're young and you haven't "Burst through" the wider world, its difficult. Why? Because you're in a microcosm, and you haven't spread your wings far enough to know what the real world is like (Especially if you live in a strict cultural family like yours truly).
Finally I feel that I am more dedicated than I have been in completing the goals that are in front of me! Like for example, I admit that procrastination was my favourite hobby, and I guess, upon reflection, I should've done better in my GCSEs, A levels and Uni...But oh well! I feel that I have done all this to set me up better for what's in front of me...To fight hard in getting what I want...
I am still in the mindset, and I suppose rightly so, that I am against all 7 billion people in this world for jobs, a better life, and supremacy! Yes, I guess it is a flamboyant statement, but in my opinion, I was probably too satisfied and complacent then...BUT! Nowadays...I am and probably will never be satisfied until I acheive what I set out to do in life...
And that is...World Domination!
Thanks for reading...Quite an emotional article...Haha. Till next time!
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Top 50 celebrities I wanna meet before I die!
NOTE: This article was done on my android phone, so yeah! Im amazing!
I was talking to a friend of mine called Jade, and she met a guy called Ed Sheeran (yeah you might've heard of him) today. But I realised that he isn't on my priorities on who I wnna meet, soooo, time to make a list! Ever met them? Lemme know ;-)
1. Lady Gaga
2. James Hetfield
3. Jack Brooks (Cm Punk)
4. David Eddings
5. Eminem
6. José Mouriniho
7. Lionel Messi
8. Ràfael Nadal
9. Layla El
10. Lars Ülrich
11. Roger Federer
12. Barack Obama
13. John McEnroe
14. David Beckham
15. Novak Djoković
16. Greame Swann
17. Vitali Klitschko
18. Vladamir Klitscko
19. Amir Khan
20. Randy Orton
21. Mike Mizanin
22. John Cena
23. Jean Paul Levesque (HHH)
24. Lennox Lewis
25. Mike Tyson
26. Simon Cowell
27. Georgie Thompson
28. Lewis Hamilton
29. Michael Schumacher
30. Jenson Button
31. Fernando Alonso
32. Ian Holloway
33. George Foreman
34. Amy Lee
35. Robb Flynn
36. Sylvester Stallone
37. Mick Foley
38. Chris Jericho
39. Zack Ryder
40. Christiano Ronaldo
41. Mahmoud Ahmadjinadad
42. Wayne Rooney
43. Hayley Williams
44. Kirk Hammett
45. Jarel Winston
46. Curtis Jackson (50 Cent)
47. Rihanna
48. Natalie Portman
49. Johnny Depp
50. Alex Sim-Wise
I was talking to a friend of mine called Jade, and she met a guy called Ed Sheeran (yeah you might've heard of him) today. But I realised that he isn't on my priorities on who I wnna meet, soooo, time to make a list! Ever met them? Lemme know ;-)
1. Lady Gaga
2. James Hetfield
3. Jack Brooks (Cm Punk)
4. David Eddings
5. Eminem
6. José Mouriniho
7. Lionel Messi
8. Ràfael Nadal
9. Layla El
10. Lars Ülrich
11. Roger Federer
12. Barack Obama
13. John McEnroe
14. David Beckham
15. Novak Djoković
16. Greame Swann
17. Vitali Klitschko
18. Vladamir Klitscko
19. Amir Khan
20. Randy Orton
21. Mike Mizanin
22. John Cena
23. Jean Paul Levesque (HHH)
24. Lennox Lewis
25. Mike Tyson
26. Simon Cowell
27. Georgie Thompson
28. Lewis Hamilton
29. Michael Schumacher
30. Jenson Button
31. Fernando Alonso
32. Ian Holloway
33. George Foreman
34. Amy Lee
35. Robb Flynn
36. Sylvester Stallone
37. Mick Foley
38. Chris Jericho
39. Zack Ryder
40. Christiano Ronaldo
41. Mahmoud Ahmadjinadad
42. Wayne Rooney
43. Hayley Williams
44. Kirk Hammett
45. Jarel Winston
46. Curtis Jackson (50 Cent)
47. Rihanna
48. Natalie Portman
49. Johnny Depp
50. Alex Sim-Wise
Friday, 9 September 2011
21 years...Wow. #1
Although i've just turned 21 a few months ago, I feel that I have had a life that perhaps...Could be turned into an autobiography already!
Don't think of this as me blowing my own trumpet, I just feel that, upon reflection...So much has happened in my life!
Of course, I haven't got the time to mention EVERYTHING that has happened in my life to date...But I will give a few worthy mentions and perhaps make this a weekly thing!
...I Met the Queen and Prince Charles...WHAT! Basically in 2002, there was the Golden Jubilee and I was in Middle school at the time. For some bizzare reason, the Queen decided to come to Bury St Edmunds, and not only that, came to my Middle school to greet us. I shook both their hands...It was quite an honour, and quite weird at the same time! Haha
...I met Darren Bent (Who plays for Aston Villa Football club now) Yeah, once again, at around 2001, when Ipswich was in the Premier League, Bent came round to our school and sat at the same table as us. A mate of mine called Jack Harris joked to him that he lost 5-1 to Liverpool! It was a good highlight and makes me feel like...Wow, I met him! Haha
...I met a wrestler who now is working for WWE developmental! Fast forward 2010, and basically his name was Martin Stone, and he basically went up to me (as a heel) and as I booed him he shouted "OI YOU! YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME Y OU FUCKIN CUNT!" haha...And I also met Douglas Williams, Beer Money and Desmond Wolfe (who all has worked for TNA/works for TNA Wrestling!)
Don't believe me? Then check this out, you'll see me around 4:30 ;)
MARTIN STONE AND DESMOND WOLFE (Via Youtube)!
(I wish I could embed it, but I can't on this Library computer!!)
Yeah, that is three of the awesome things I have done in my life, and hopefully next week, I'll tell you guys more AWESOMEEEE THINGS I've done (: !
Till next time...Peace!
Don't think of this as me blowing my own trumpet, I just feel that, upon reflection...So much has happened in my life!
Of course, I haven't got the time to mention EVERYTHING that has happened in my life to date...But I will give a few worthy mentions and perhaps make this a weekly thing!
...I Met the Queen and Prince Charles...WHAT! Basically in 2002, there was the Golden Jubilee and I was in Middle school at the time. For some bizzare reason, the Queen decided to come to Bury St Edmunds, and not only that, came to my Middle school to greet us. I shook both their hands...It was quite an honour, and quite weird at the same time! Haha
...I met Darren Bent (Who plays for Aston Villa Football club now) Yeah, once again, at around 2001, when Ipswich was in the Premier League, Bent came round to our school and sat at the same table as us. A mate of mine called Jack Harris joked to him that he lost 5-1 to Liverpool! It was a good highlight and makes me feel like...Wow, I met him! Haha
...I met a wrestler who now is working for WWE developmental! Fast forward 2010, and basically his name was Martin Stone, and he basically went up to me (as a heel) and as I booed him he shouted "OI YOU! YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME Y OU FUCKIN CUNT!" haha...And I also met Douglas Williams, Beer Money and Desmond Wolfe (who all has worked for TNA/works for TNA Wrestling!)
Don't believe me? Then check this out, you'll see me around 4:30 ;)
MARTIN STONE AND DESMOND WOLFE (Via Youtube)!
(I wish I could embed it, but I can't on this Library computer!!)
Yeah, that is three of the awesome things I have done in my life, and hopefully next week, I'll tell you guys more AWESOMEEEE THINGS I've done (: !
Till next time...Peace!
Friday, 2 September 2011
The reason why Britain is going down...
Yes. This is an image that I randomly found on the internet...But it has alot of point to do with this mini article!
Basically, with the job that I do (Canvassing for Anglian Home Improvements - Which I'm proud of doing) I have met hundreds if not over 1000 people, and it just got me thinking about something a bit broader...
This country is losing...Fast! Against our nearest competitors!?
Now how did I make this denomination alone regarding this?
Well, basically, one theory is that in this country, we perhaps don't have the motivation to do amazing and incredible things...I mean, that there are far too many people that are not ambitious enough to take life by the horns, and perhaps realise their full potential!
A very good example of this are the motives of alot of people being, "On the doll..." In the UK, we have something called Job Seekers Allowance, where, if you basically don't have a job, then you get paid £50 a week (Maybe a bit more or less) while you are "Actively" seeking work. To be honest, unless in extreme circumstances, the majority of these people shouldn't have this luxury! Why? Because alot of people that are on it, from what I know, pretend to look for work while living off of that...And unless you have your own family to feed, £50 a week isn't bad...
Another reason why I feel this country is going downhill is by the fact that alot of other economies are gathering pace, and are beating us to the pulp. And do you know why I think this is happening? Its not because of the fact that countries like China or India may perhaps be bigger (although it is a bit of a factor), I believe that countries like them have a higher level of "Drive" and "Determination" in doing something for them far more than people in this country!
Now, I don't want people to label me as "Discriminatory" or such in this article, but I just believe too many people take it for granted we live in a country that seemingly has everything at their disposal...However I just feel that alot of us (especially in the modern generation) have lost that "Drive" and "Determination" in working hard...And perhaps lost any ambition too...
...Does anyone agree?
Thursday, 1 September 2011
Realising your power...
Okay, I've only got like a few minutes on this library computer so I will keep it short and sweet (: !
Basically, I realised over the past few weeks that, in realisiation over recent years, that I have a special gift that not many have, or like, within my peers or the many that know me...
That is...
A voice!
A voice you say?
Basically I realise that over recent years, people have asked me or I help them with scenarios that they are too scared to combat, and to be honest, in recent years I was too naive to notice that I had this gift...
Basically, from now on, I will use what I have and help as many people as possible, because I believe in justice, and I have a passion over making the world a better place!
So watch this space...Because If you do anything that may upset me or upset any friends, then Karma is gonna bite you...Where it doesn't shine!!
Basically, I realised over the past few weeks that, in realisiation over recent years, that I have a special gift that not many have, or like, within my peers or the many that know me...
That is...
A voice!
A voice you say?
Basically I realise that over recent years, people have asked me or I help them with scenarios that they are too scared to combat, and to be honest, in recent years I was too naive to notice that I had this gift...
Basically, from now on, I will use what I have and help as many people as possible, because I believe in justice, and I have a passion over making the world a better place!
So watch this space...Because If you do anything that may upset me or upset any friends, then Karma is gonna bite you...Where it doesn't shine!!
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Confessions (Part 1)
Hello one and all! I know its been a while since I have been writing on my blog, but of course...I have better things to do now, and I barely get on a pc/laptop anyway...So, just for fun, I'll be giving you some random confessions about me (inspired by some part finnish woman I know!)
#1 - I love wearing socks with each sock having a different texture
#2 - Far too often, I plan too far ahead on items that are more unrealistic than the more realistic goals (Realistic ones being passing my test)
#3 - I would love to be a wrestler, and know that I need to get my ASS into gear if I am to live my dream ! (Of course, being an Estate agent I would love as well!)
#4 - I am inspired by people around my age to do awesome things ! Like, some people I know have their own house outright after working for a long while. People who can afford holidays, and people that have a good standard of living. (I am a tad jealous, but at the same time, happy too!)
#5 - I truly wish that my culture was less rigid and would actually be more open to western values. Alot of people from cultures such as Bangladesh/Pakistan are truly racist and against values from countries such as England...Yet, WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIVE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?! Truly...Hypocrisy at its best!
Well thats all for my confessions for now ;) ! More confessions coming soon!!
Peace...Yeah!
#1 - I love wearing socks with each sock having a different texture
#2 - Far too often, I plan too far ahead on items that are more unrealistic than the more realistic goals (Realistic ones being passing my test)
#3 - I would love to be a wrestler, and know that I need to get my ASS into gear if I am to live my dream ! (Of course, being an Estate agent I would love as well!)
#4 - I am inspired by people around my age to do awesome things ! Like, some people I know have their own house outright after working for a long while. People who can afford holidays, and people that have a good standard of living. (I am a tad jealous, but at the same time, happy too!)
#5 - I truly wish that my culture was less rigid and would actually be more open to western values. Alot of people from cultures such as Bangladesh/Pakistan are truly racist and against values from countries such as England...Yet, WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIVE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?! Truly...Hypocrisy at its best!
Well thats all for my confessions for now ;) ! More confessions coming soon!!
Peace...Yeah!
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
Tune in Tuesday #2
Well here we are in the 2nd week of my 5 tracks of the week !!
Now, for a friend of mine called Stacey...For no reason, here's Toru off One Ok Rock below...
Anyway, returning to the Top 5 (And no, One Ok Rock Is DEFINITELY NOT in it)...
No 5 - (Artist) Everything Burns - I'd Die
Now these guys are very new to the music scene, and has just released their new album "Home". Whilst I haven't checked out their album (at least yet) but for all the lowdown and information about the band, here's their MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/everythingburnsband
I discovered this band actually earlier today while I was channel surfing. And well, this British channel called "Lava" (which has mostly unsigned rock/metal artists) and their song, although shows itself to be definitely of a band starting out (with its raw qualities, both in the song structure and the music video ) but it sounds...Well, quite good...Now, even though this band is going into a genre (metalcore), which is of course very popular (as there are british metalcore bands popping up left, right and centre) I do see them as perhaps having a good and solid fanbase in this country at least...Internationally though...That is left to be desired, and I sincerely doubt it.
Anyway, here's the music video "I'd Die" from their debut album "Home" ...
Now we're onto...
No 4 - (Artist) Ellie Goulding - Your Song
Now doing a quick bit of research about her with the ever reliant Wikipedia as my source, here's the nominations and the awards she's won already...Bearing in mind she only been in the music scene for about a year now, I have to say this is quite the impressive list:
Now, I have to admit...She's got one of the most honest and humbling voices I ever heard (and trust me, i've heard many, many songs!) And to be honest, on this song alone, she really deserves all that she gets! Also, its just...Mindblowing yet so simple at the same time...Seriously, I've fallen in love with this woman...Yes, i'm going to put a picture of her right now on here!
Anyway, moving on! Yeah, unlike Everything Burns, Ellie has a sense of uniqueness and natural swagger about her, that (in my opinion at least) she'll definitely be one of the headline acts of not only in the United Kingdom, but across the world as well! I haven't listened to her album "Lights" yet, but I definitely will do once this article is over...! (Actually Im downloading it at this second...Haha)
If you want to download the album, you can do it here at this link -----> Lights - Ellie Goulding
And for all those that don't know this, in the United Kingdom, the song below by here "Your Song" is also the track from the John Lewis ads...
Now, you guys are probably all wondering...Dude, if she's so good, why is she No 4? Well, to be honest, her music is excellent, but to put simply...There's 3 tracks that I listened to in the last 7 days that I had a preference to...Haha! And thats the truth, and nothing BUT the truth!
And a quick Edit: I had a few hours break in writing this, and I listened to half the album so far...And I feel her voice is similar to that of the lead singer of InMe in a way...But in a less rock sort of way...Just listen to InMe, and you can see what I mean...
Moving swiftly on, to the Top 3!!...
No 3 - (Artist) Exist†Trace - Resonance
I credit a fan called Shannon that wrote as a status something like "Does anyone know any female Visual Kei bands?"
Female...Visual Kei bands?!
Well, I did some of my own research, and of course Exist Trace was one of the first female bands that I found...By the by, for all those that don't know what Visual Kei is, this is what it means (Sourced from the legendary Wikipedia) :
It refers to a movement among Japanese musicians, that is characterized by the use of make-up, elaborate hair styles and flamboyant costumes, often, but not always, coupled with androgynous aesthetics. Some sources state that Visual Kei refers to a music genre, or to a sub-genre of J-rock (a term referring to Japanese rock in general), with its own particular sound, related to glam-rock, punk and metal. However other sources state that Visual Kei's unique clothing, make-up, fashions, and participation in the related sub-culture is equally as important as the sound of the music itself in the use of the term.
And, to give you an example of this, this is what Exist Trace look like:
Cool fashion eh? Well...At least I think so...
Anyway, I never know what to expect from Japanese bands, let alone Visual Kei bands, because the majority all sound quite "samey" and don't "Push the envelope" enough with their music...However, exist trace stands out with their own unique blend of Visual Kei. As i've listened to all the songs that they have done, I have noticed that (of course there will be the one or two "Radio-Friendly" songs...) But, this band does have nice song structure to them, nice harmonies, riffs...And also the vocalist in the band is quite amazing!
Anyway, generally, they have amazed me and has truly got me hooked! This is their song from one of their Eps. This song is titled "Resonance". To add to this band too, they also touch upon the genre of "Death Metal"...Which is a rarity to see in Japanese metal, let alone Visual Kei...
No 2 - (Artist) Nelly - Just A Dream
We're in No 2 now, and the runner up spot has got to be for Nelly for his ballad song "Just A Dream". Now, to me...From past songs that we all know, such as "Hot in Heere" and many others, I never really took Nelly seriously enough for him to write something as emotional as this...Let alone something thats...Beautiful! Now, I don't listen to Nelly that much, so he may have done ballads in the past, but definitely, he seemed to have changed the image from the brash, cocky, arrogrant artist to someone that has..."Matured". They say, and to an extent , this is true...An artist has to evolve in order to stay relevant...By that, I mean that they have to explore new avenues within their music rather than being the same old, same old all the time...Barely any artists that has surivived for a long time has evolved to stay relevant and successful. In regards to this song, this is quite deep, and quite heart driven by Nelly...And truly, it has touched me, not only in the lyrics but by the Music Video as well...Its so wierd, yet...Amazing...Well, all of it to be honest. Nelly's new album comes out this week, so I'll see if I can obtain a copy of it...This is definitely a return to form for Nelly, and I feel he is stronger than ever!
And now the moment we've been waiting for...The top spot for this weeks TiT (Tune in Tuesday ;) ) is...
No 3 - (Artist) Byakura - Yume, Hakanaki
Yup, you guessed it, another Visual Kei band!
Well, firstly, as you know...Like last week, something thats #1 in this Top 5 not only has to be good, and such...But it has to have that special "Something"...A something I never thought I heard of...Metal, Death Metal growls...Japanese Visual Kei-ness...Mixed that with something that I never thought I heard of in modern day Japanese music: Ancient Japanese music! Seriously, it has taken me by surprise, and I'm quite surprised that this band hasn't had any/barely any youtube footage of them performing, let alone a music video!! Seriously!? They are probably the best female (well mostly female) Visual Kei band out there at the moment...The fact they have fused so many genres into one...And this band seriously deserves all the praise they can get! I listened to their album, and one of their Eps, and certainly Byakura varies their music to the point that every track surprises me...Even though I can't pronounce half of the song titles!!
Anyway, as I said...You can't see them perform on youtube at least...So you have to make do with just the song sadly...This song is called Yume, Hakanaki from their debut album!
Well guys, that about wraps it up for another Tuesday! Tune in next week for the Top 5!! Not only that, but later on this week, i'll hopefully write a new article...On something else !!! Haha
Peace, thanks for reading!
Now, for a friend of mine called Stacey...For no reason, here's Toru off One Ok Rock below...
Anyway, returning to the Top 5 (And no, One Ok Rock Is DEFINITELY NOT in it)...
No 5 - (Artist) Everything Burns - I'd Die
Now these guys are very new to the music scene, and has just released their new album "Home". Whilst I haven't checked out their album (at least yet) but for all the lowdown and information about the band, here's their MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/everythingburnsband
I discovered this band actually earlier today while I was channel surfing. And well, this British channel called "Lava" (which has mostly unsigned rock/metal artists) and their song, although shows itself to be definitely of a band starting out (with its raw qualities, both in the song structure and the music video ) but it sounds...Well, quite good...Now, even though this band is going into a genre (metalcore), which is of course very popular (as there are british metalcore bands popping up left, right and centre) I do see them as perhaps having a good and solid fanbase in this country at least...Internationally though...That is left to be desired, and I sincerely doubt it.
Anyway, here's the music video "I'd Die" from their debut album "Home" ...
Now we're onto...
No 4 - (Artist) Ellie Goulding - Your Song
Now doing a quick bit of research about her with the ever reliant Wikipedia as my source, here's the nominations and the awards she's won already...Bearing in mind she only been in the music scene for about a year now, I have to say this is quite the impressive list:
Now, I have to admit...She's got one of the most honest and humbling voices I ever heard (and trust me, i've heard many, many songs!) And to be honest, on this song alone, she really deserves all that she gets! Also, its just...Mindblowing yet so simple at the same time...Seriously, I've fallen in love with this woman...Yes, i'm going to put a picture of her right now on here!
Anyway, moving on! Yeah, unlike Everything Burns, Ellie has a sense of uniqueness and natural swagger about her, that (in my opinion at least) she'll definitely be one of the headline acts of not only in the United Kingdom, but across the world as well! I haven't listened to her album "Lights" yet, but I definitely will do once this article is over...! (Actually Im downloading it at this second...Haha)
If you want to download the album, you can do it here at this link -----> Lights - Ellie Goulding
And for all those that don't know this, in the United Kingdom, the song below by here "Your Song" is also the track from the John Lewis ads...
Now, you guys are probably all wondering...Dude, if she's so good, why is she No 4? Well, to be honest, her music is excellent, but to put simply...There's 3 tracks that I listened to in the last 7 days that I had a preference to...Haha! And thats the truth, and nothing BUT the truth!
And a quick Edit: I had a few hours break in writing this, and I listened to half the album so far...And I feel her voice is similar to that of the lead singer of InMe in a way...But in a less rock sort of way...Just listen to InMe, and you can see what I mean...
Moving swiftly on, to the Top 3!!...
No 3 - (Artist) Exist†Trace - Resonance
I credit a fan called Shannon that wrote as a status something like "Does anyone know any female Visual Kei bands?"
Female...Visual Kei bands?!
Well, I did some of my own research, and of course Exist Trace was one of the first female bands that I found...By the by, for all those that don't know what Visual Kei is, this is what it means (Sourced from the legendary Wikipedia) :
It refers to a movement among Japanese musicians, that is characterized by the use of make-up, elaborate hair styles and flamboyant costumes, often, but not always, coupled with androgynous aesthetics. Some sources state that Visual Kei refers to a music genre, or to a sub-genre of J-rock (a term referring to Japanese rock in general), with its own particular sound, related to glam-rock, punk and metal. However other sources state that Visual Kei's unique clothing, make-up, fashions, and participation in the related sub-culture is equally as important as the sound of the music itself in the use of the term.
And, to give you an example of this, this is what Exist Trace look like:
Cool fashion eh? Well...At least I think so...
Anyway, I never know what to expect from Japanese bands, let alone Visual Kei bands, because the majority all sound quite "samey" and don't "Push the envelope" enough with their music...However, exist trace stands out with their own unique blend of Visual Kei. As i've listened to all the songs that they have done, I have noticed that (of course there will be the one or two "Radio-Friendly" songs...) But, this band does have nice song structure to them, nice harmonies, riffs...And also the vocalist in the band is quite amazing!
Anyway, generally, they have amazed me and has truly got me hooked! This is their song from one of their Eps. This song is titled "Resonance". To add to this band too, they also touch upon the genre of "Death Metal"...Which is a rarity to see in Japanese metal, let alone Visual Kei...
No 2 - (Artist) Nelly - Just A Dream
We're in No 2 now, and the runner up spot has got to be for Nelly for his ballad song "Just A Dream". Now, to me...From past songs that we all know, such as "Hot in Heere" and many others, I never really took Nelly seriously enough for him to write something as emotional as this...Let alone something thats...Beautiful! Now, I don't listen to Nelly that much, so he may have done ballads in the past, but definitely, he seemed to have changed the image from the brash, cocky, arrogrant artist to someone that has..."Matured". They say, and to an extent , this is true...An artist has to evolve in order to stay relevant...By that, I mean that they have to explore new avenues within their music rather than being the same old, same old all the time...Barely any artists that has surivived for a long time has evolved to stay relevant and successful. In regards to this song, this is quite deep, and quite heart driven by Nelly...And truly, it has touched me, not only in the lyrics but by the Music Video as well...Its so wierd, yet...Amazing...Well, all of it to be honest. Nelly's new album comes out this week, so I'll see if I can obtain a copy of it...This is definitely a return to form for Nelly, and I feel he is stronger than ever!
And now the moment we've been waiting for...The top spot for this weeks TiT (Tune in Tuesday ;) ) is...
No 3 - (Artist) Byakura - Yume, Hakanaki
Yup, you guessed it, another Visual Kei band!
Well, firstly, as you know...Like last week, something thats #1 in this Top 5 not only has to be good, and such...But it has to have that special "Something"...A something I never thought I heard of...Metal, Death Metal growls...Japanese Visual Kei-ness...Mixed that with something that I never thought I heard of in modern day Japanese music: Ancient Japanese music! Seriously, it has taken me by surprise, and I'm quite surprised that this band hasn't had any/barely any youtube footage of them performing, let alone a music video!! Seriously!? They are probably the best female (well mostly female) Visual Kei band out there at the moment...The fact they have fused so many genres into one...And this band seriously deserves all the praise they can get! I listened to their album, and one of their Eps, and certainly Byakura varies their music to the point that every track surprises me...Even though I can't pronounce half of the song titles!!
Anyway, as I said...You can't see them perform on youtube at least...So you have to make do with just the song sadly...This song is called Yume, Hakanaki from their debut album!
Well guys, that about wraps it up for another Tuesday! Tune in next week for the Top 5!! Not only that, but later on this week, i'll hopefully write a new article...On something else !!! Haha
Peace, thanks for reading!
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
Tune in Tuesday! My Top 5 tracks of the week!
Heeeeeeeeeey people! Its been a long while since I posted on here, but, with a mixture of being busy and not really bothering with this blog, I'm gonna write about something that more or less everyone loves ;D
< -- - - Naaah, not the hot woman...Music (:...Well, actually, yeah that too...But nah, its Music :) Every Tuesday, starting now, I'm going to show you guys, (with my slight bias of the Music that I like) of my 5 tracks of the week in descending order !! So lets begin at...
No 5 - (Artist) Escape The Fate - Issues
Well, this song, although quite mainstreamy, which is what (lets be fair) Escape The Fate are heading to...Actually has a nice beat to it, a cool mini solo, and the Music Video to it is not bad...Of course, album wise, their self titled album is seriously...A bunch of shit...Don't buy it, their older stuff is much better, not only that...But one of their tracks, "Massacre" from the album is basically a rip off of an even shittier band - "Bring Me The Horizon"...Stooping that low won't get you fans...But anywho, here's the video to "Issues":
Now at No 4! - (Artist) Sonic Syndicate - Jack Of Diamonds
This was the first song I listened to by them when discovering this Sweedish sextet. The intresting thing is that...For all those people who knows their music, its quite similarish...At least definitely the intro of "Still Remains" song "The Worst Is Yet To Come"...Could it be ripping them off? Probably not, or at least intentionally, nah. But, this was the beginning (as I do extensive research of bands by listening to their back catalogue) of their change of direction in music...And okay, this sorta music I can tolerate from them, because its not too different from their older stuff. However, whatever you do...DO NOT buy their newest album...(This song came from their 2007 album "Love And Other Disasters")...Definitely their older album stuff is worth a listen! Anyway, here's the song by them, and lads...And women that like looking at women...You'll like the vid !
Now we're in the Top 3! - (Artist) Sonic Syndicate - Baby Girl
This is probably not as technical as the two songs above, but I prefer this over Escape and Syndicate...Why? Its not because of music preference, because I like most kinds of music anyway...Its more the fact it sounds more...How to put it...Honest, and really has a bit more of a uniqueness to it, more than the current music scene at the moment...Anyway, your probably asking...Who the hell are they? Well, they are a female trio from Finland, living very close to the Arctic Circle. They're very much unknown...So unknown that I found it VERY difficult to find the download to their EP, but I have got their first album, and also...I have found their VERY FIRST BOOTLEG!! So if you want their bootleg, then contact me! Anyway, the music they have is a bit more varied than the "Baby Girl" song suggests, as when I listened to the album, it had a good level of variety to it...Not only that, but it was really a sorta "In your face, Fuck you" album...Which I like...In other words, an album thats not only honest, but made with alot of spirit by the trio! Here's the video below:
No 2 - (Artist) Eiko Shimamiya - Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
For all those that don't know. This song is also the opening credits to the Anime "Higurashi No Naku Noro Ni"...(Same title as the song...Coincidence eh)...Nah seriously, this song and its theme is dedicated to the anime, and if your curious in regards to the anime, you can check what its about right here ->>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higurashi_When_They_Cry . So...Why is this song rated so high? Well, Shimamiya has quite an eerie and unique style of Jpop/Jrock music compared to alot of the artists in that scene today. Not only that, but she's one of the very few Japanese artists that have quite lengthy and progressive songs in her music...And very unique and not generic either, so I give her music a good listen! It may not be to anyone's taste, but the lyrical content, the delivery and the sheer overall music of Eiko Shimamiya makes it such that she's the No 2 in my Top 5! Also, a random note while im watching the video (Shown below)...She does have some "Lady Gaga" like fashion...And this was made before Lady Gaga was even known (2006)...Could she have been influenced by Eiko!?
Now we're onto our No. 1...And it was on "NME Magazine" of all places that got me discovering this band...
It was in big, red bloodied writing...Of this one massive word, with 4 women above it...It was basically, one of those covers that would tickle most people's fancy...
Unfortunately, 5 minutes after I wrote that, NME were bitches to NOT include that front cover image on their website...But they have their main article image on it...Just go on their site...Grr!!
They are a progres...I don't even know What sort of band they are, but let me tell you now...They are seriously going places!!
You don't even know the band name...Haha, silly me...
No 1 - (Artist) Warpaints - Elephants
This band, upon listening to their song (And this was their debut video song of their EP) the best way that it could be described is..."Trippy", but at the same time, these 4 women (In the video there's a male drummer, but I can assure you its a all female band) with intricate soloing, harmonies, and music I never really heard of in any way whatsoever...The only word I can say in describing the band "Warpaint" is "Breathtaking"...For the simple fact that they are very unique, and diverse, and have great musical talent too...I've noticed also that the music industry and people alike are taking them seriously. How do I know? Well, firstly, when I tried *cough* downloading *cough* their material, the links have been removed by Music higher-ups, which usually only good/rising/popular bands have that happen to them. Not only that, but for a debut album, Warpaint debuted not bad in the charts! Maybe not a top 10, but definitely a great start! Emily Kokal (The vocalist) of the band, has that quite naturally beautiful sounding voice (Like Florence And The Machine), which also blends in well with the music style that they have! Definitely give these LA Rockers a listen...They are definitely going to be huge in this decade!
Well, that about wraps it up for today's article! And hopefully later in the week i'll post about something else!! Till next time...Peace!
< -- - - Naaah, not the hot woman...Music (:...Well, actually, yeah that too...But nah, its Music :) Every Tuesday, starting now, I'm going to show you guys, (with my slight bias of the Music that I like) of my 5 tracks of the week in descending order !! So lets begin at...
No 5 - (Artist) Escape The Fate - Issues
Well, this song, although quite mainstreamy, which is what (lets be fair) Escape The Fate are heading to...Actually has a nice beat to it, a cool mini solo, and the Music Video to it is not bad...Of course, album wise, their self titled album is seriously...A bunch of shit...Don't buy it, their older stuff is much better, not only that...But one of their tracks, "Massacre" from the album is basically a rip off of an even shittier band - "Bring Me The Horizon"...Stooping that low won't get you fans...But anywho, here's the video to "Issues":
Now at No 4! - (Artist) Sonic Syndicate - Jack Of Diamonds
This was the first song I listened to by them when discovering this Sweedish sextet. The intresting thing is that...For all those people who knows their music, its quite similarish...At least definitely the intro of "Still Remains" song "The Worst Is Yet To Come"...Could it be ripping them off? Probably not, or at least intentionally, nah. But, this was the beginning (as I do extensive research of bands by listening to their back catalogue) of their change of direction in music...And okay, this sorta music I can tolerate from them, because its not too different from their older stuff. However, whatever you do...DO NOT buy their newest album...(This song came from their 2007 album "Love And Other Disasters")...Definitely their older album stuff is worth a listen! Anyway, here's the song by them, and lads...And women that like looking at women...You'll like the vid !
Now we're in the Top 3! - (Artist) Sonic Syndicate - Baby Girl
This is probably not as technical as the two songs above, but I prefer this over Escape and Syndicate...Why? Its not because of music preference, because I like most kinds of music anyway...Its more the fact it sounds more...How to put it...Honest, and really has a bit more of a uniqueness to it, more than the current music scene at the moment...Anyway, your probably asking...Who the hell are they? Well, they are a female trio from Finland, living very close to the Arctic Circle. They're very much unknown...So unknown that I found it VERY difficult to find the download to their EP, but I have got their first album, and also...I have found their VERY FIRST BOOTLEG!! So if you want their bootleg, then contact me! Anyway, the music they have is a bit more varied than the "Baby Girl" song suggests, as when I listened to the album, it had a good level of variety to it...Not only that, but it was really a sorta "In your face, Fuck you" album...Which I like...In other words, an album thats not only honest, but made with alot of spirit by the trio! Here's the video below:
No 2 - (Artist) Eiko Shimamiya - Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
For all those that don't know. This song is also the opening credits to the Anime "Higurashi No Naku Noro Ni"...(Same title as the song...Coincidence eh)...Nah seriously, this song and its theme is dedicated to the anime, and if your curious in regards to the anime, you can check what its about right here ->>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higurashi_When_They_Cry . So...Why is this song rated so high? Well, Shimamiya has quite an eerie and unique style of Jpop/Jrock music compared to alot of the artists in that scene today. Not only that, but she's one of the very few Japanese artists that have quite lengthy and progressive songs in her music...And very unique and not generic either, so I give her music a good listen! It may not be to anyone's taste, but the lyrical content, the delivery and the sheer overall music of Eiko Shimamiya makes it such that she's the No 2 in my Top 5! Also, a random note while im watching the video (Shown below)...She does have some "Lady Gaga" like fashion...And this was made before Lady Gaga was even known (2006)...Could she have been influenced by Eiko!?
Now we're onto our No. 1...And it was on "NME Magazine" of all places that got me discovering this band...
It was in big, red bloodied writing...Of this one massive word, with 4 women above it...It was basically, one of those covers that would tickle most people's fancy...
Unfortunately, 5 minutes after I wrote that, NME were bitches to NOT include that front cover image on their website...But they have their main article image on it...Just go on their site...Grr!!
They are a progres...I don't even know What sort of band they are, but let me tell you now...They are seriously going places!!
You don't even know the band name...Haha, silly me...
No 1 - (Artist) Warpaints - Elephants
This band, upon listening to their song (And this was their debut video song of their EP) the best way that it could be described is..."Trippy", but at the same time, these 4 women (In the video there's a male drummer, but I can assure you its a all female band) with intricate soloing, harmonies, and music I never really heard of in any way whatsoever...The only word I can say in describing the band "Warpaint" is "Breathtaking"...For the simple fact that they are very unique, and diverse, and have great musical talent too...I've noticed also that the music industry and people alike are taking them seriously. How do I know? Well, firstly, when I tried *cough* downloading *cough* their material, the links have been removed by Music higher-ups, which usually only good/rising/popular bands have that happen to them. Not only that, but for a debut album, Warpaint debuted not bad in the charts! Maybe not a top 10, but definitely a great start! Emily Kokal (The vocalist) of the band, has that quite naturally beautiful sounding voice (Like Florence And The Machine), which also blends in well with the music style that they have! Definitely give these LA Rockers a listen...They are definitely going to be huge in this decade!
Well, that about wraps it up for today's article! And hopefully later in the week i'll post about something else!! Till next time...Peace!
Friday, 3 September 2010
R Zone Episode 2 - TNA Tirade!
WELCOME to the 2nd episode of the R-Zone, and I apologise to everyone but I've been busy these past months...Hence the lack of blogging, but here I am...Doing a TNA tirade! (Basically giving a slightly bias report of the latest TNA wrestling episode)
With commentary from myself and my co-host for this tirade!!
Hardysangel619! aka Hannah!
Follow her @ Twitter on http://twitter.com/thefutureisjg or check out her deviant art on http://www.hardysangel619.deviantart.com
Also hosted my yours truly of course RayneOfZero! Aka...Umor! (Shown here with Beer Money)
Follow me @ Twitter on http://twitter.com/Dracio_Umor or check out her deviant art on http://rayneofzero.deviantart.com
This commentary was originally done on our msn convo...But, we edited it to suit your eyes...Etc etc, and of course cut off the usual chat we do!
Anyway, the colour code is RayneOfZero = Blue and HardysAngel619 = Purple
(Note, time is done by American Time)
9:03: Angel : You Know BROTHERR, I Shouldn't be in TNA BROTHERRRR, AND STAND NEXT TO A HOT CHICK BROTHERR...Next to Asshat Eric Bishoff...BROTHERR.
Zero: She's got BOOBS...BROTHERR
9:04: Angel: Mr Andersonnnnnnnn, my inner mark loves him! BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT HIS EPIC FAILURE AT INJURIES AND AN APPARENT AMOUNT OF BOTCHING HE DOES! THE POPEEEE. I find myself marking for these guys...Odd
Zero: Yeah The Real pope is here...Fuck Pope Benedict the XVI*
*Readers note...I'm not really serious...Dont worry
9:05: Zero: Jeff Hardy coming out now...The team is now called "Creatures of the Night?" How is this a relevant name...How does it make sense!? What sort of crap name is this?!
Angel: Darkness to the top! Drugs to My stomach...Woo Woo Woo (I joke) . It looks easy to pick on Jeff for drugs, but it looks like he's cleaned himself up.
9:07: Zero: Kurt Angle...The Baddest man on the planet? Oh my god, he's so bad, he once destroyed the ring with lightning...Oh wait, that was the Undertaker...
Angel: Shut up please Hogan! BROTHERRRR! Haha! RVD Got covered in Tomato sauce...Shut up!
Zero: Oh shit! The se
xy Janice is here with its nails...And my goodness the iMPACT zone is asleep...Oh my god Hogan's BROTHERR is here...And he has news BROTHERR...About THEEEY...BROTHERR. And I just noticed Hogan has glasses BROTHERR. Seriously, why do the people that book this show is trying to make Abyss sound like Hogan...Seriously?
Angel: BAH Gawd! Its Abyss with the tomato sauce beater! THEY will be someone thats really lame and NOT scary...Probably Helms or someone...GET OUTTA MA Face BROTHERR. Haha! On 10 10 10? THEY THEY THEY Will turn it upside down. GAWD almighty!
Zero: Why the hell do they have to hype it up all the way for October...So soon!! It looks as if...Looking at the crowd...The kids don't really want to be there! Abyss sounds like some fucked up preacher priest with a mask on...And just when I type that, and when a brawl starts to happen...We go to a commerical break...My goodness TNA are geniuses...
Angel: "We need to take a commerical break"...LOSERS...BROTHERR, lets have commerical breaks in the middle of SEGMENTS...BROTHERR
2:17: Zero: What the hell is this...Both groups of knockouts going out at the same time...Is this just to save time for MORE ads...The hell is this!? Although, its most likely that Angelina Love going through the legs of Velvet sky will be the highlight of iMPACT...At least for me, haha! The hell Tazz? Look at those Tomatoes...What the hell are you talking about...Let the pigeons loose...? Oh dear oh dear...
Angel: LOL its obviously Tara AKA Victoria. Come on, just look at her eyes!! Look at her eyes...Laugh out loud Tna! Oh yeah, I just realised that Lacey Von Crappy broke her cheekbone. She's so bad, i'm not surprised she hasn't broken anything up to this point...I bet you she used that whip on Hogan earlier on the day!*
*Note: Once again, we're not being 100% serious in our comments
Zero: She obviously got injured by a hard slap...Blatently...You know whats so sad...The TNA Tag team Knockouts champions don't even get on the show that often...Thats quite fail if you ask me...Even the WWE tag team champions at least appear on the show every week...!
Angel: How can they say "Oh, we have no idea who she is!?" Shut up TNA...Its so easy to crack jokes on TNA it really is...
2:20: Zero: Blonde bimbo mania! My goodness shaking that ass pointlessly BROTHERR. Pointless eye candy BROTHERR. They just rung the opening bell now!? And there's NO reaction from the iMPACT zone at all...!
Angel: KINKY pointless crap everywhere!?lol ITS TARA OH BAH GAWD OBVIOUSLY A HIDDEN GIRL BUT LOL ITS HER BUT BAH GAWD . i would say id rather do my assignment work than watch tna..but no tna crowd NOT GIVIGN A REACTION. BAH GAWD WHAT IS THIS . THEY ALWAYS SAY THINGS IS AWESOME!?
Zero: Better from the very VERY big slump from Hogan and Bischoff. theY were much better before. OMG ANGELINA speared that woman. EDGE in spirit! What the hell?! She hit her on the back? Yet she clutched her head...Utter fail TNA!
Angel: But shes putting her face right in her tits! Lesbians on TNA! OH LOOK! Its Tara! What a surprise!? she lost to rayne a few months back. Thats hilarous...For the retirement match thing!
Okay so...Me and Hannah did watch the rest of iMPACT (well most of it for her...As she couldn't take it anymore...) And to be honest I was losing the will to live...But the only other good thing that came about it was that segment with MCMG and The "London Brawling" team...That was funny, other than that...It was clusterfuck after clusterfuck...To the point that i've give n up the will to live typing THIS up!?...Seriously...NEVER again I will watch TNA...Then again i'll watch it again for the shits and giggles of its fails...
Take care people! Will write back soon! Peace! X . Sorry for reading such trash by the way!
With commentary from myself and my co-host for this tirade!!
Hardysangel619! aka Hannah!
Follow her @ Twitter on http://twitter.com/thefutureisjg or check out her deviant art on http://www.hardysangel619.deviantart.com
Follow me @ Twitter on http://twitter.com/Dracio_Umor or check out her deviant art on http://rayneofzero.deviantart.com
This commentary was originally done on our msn convo...But, we edited it to suit your eyes...Etc etc, and of course cut off the usual chat we do!
Anyway, the colour code is RayneOfZero = Blue and HardysAngel619 = Purple
(Note, time is done by American Time)
9:03: Angel : You Know BROTHERR, I Shouldn't be in TNA BROTHERRRR, AND STAND NEXT TO A HOT CHICK BROTHERR...Next to Asshat Eric Bishoff...BROTHERR.
Zero: She's got BOOBS...BROTHERR
9:04: Angel: Mr Andersonnnnnnnn, my inner mark loves him! BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT HIS EPIC FAILURE AT INJURIES AND AN APPARENT AMOUNT OF BOTCHING HE DOES! THE POPEEEE. I find myself marking for these guys...Odd
Zero: Yeah The Real pope is here...Fuck Pope Benedict the XVI*
*Readers note...I'm not really serious...Dont worry
9:05: Zero: Jeff Hardy coming out now...The team is now called "Creatures of the Night?" How is this a relevant name...How does it make sense!? What sort of crap name is this?!
Angel: Darkness to the top! Drugs to My stomach...Woo Woo Woo (I joke) . It looks easy to pick on Jeff for drugs, but it looks like he's cleaned himself up.
9:07: Zero: Kurt Angle...The Baddest man on the planet? Oh my god, he's so bad, he once destroyed the ring with lightning...Oh wait, that was the Undertaker...
Angel: Shut up please Hogan! BROTHERRRR! Haha! RVD Got covered in Tomato sauce...Shut up!
Zero: Oh shit! The se
xy Janice is here with its nails...And my goodness the iMPACT zone is asleep...Oh my god Hogan's BROTHERR is here...And he has news BROTHERR...About THEEEY...BROTHERR. And I just noticed Hogan has glasses BROTHERR. Seriously, why do the people that book this show is trying to make Abyss sound like Hogan...Seriously?Angel: BAH Gawd! Its Abyss with the tomato sauce beater! THEY will be someone thats really lame and NOT scary...Probably Helms or someone...GET OUTTA MA Face BROTHERR. Haha! On 10 10 10? THEY THEY THEY Will turn it upside down. GAWD almighty!
Zero: Why the hell do they have to hype it up all the way for October...So soon!! It looks as if...Looking at the crowd...The kids don't really want to be there! Abyss sounds like some fucked up preacher priest with a mask on...And just when I type that, and when a brawl starts to happen...We go to a commerical break...My goodness TNA are geniuses...
Angel: "We need to take a commerical break"...LOSERS...BROTHERR, lets have commerical breaks in the middle of SEGMENTS...BROTHERR
2:17: Zero: What the hell is this...Both groups of knockouts going out at the same time...Is this just to save time for MORE ads...The hell is this!? Although, its most likely that Angelina Love going through the legs of Velvet sky will be the highlight of iMPACT...At least for me, haha! The hell Tazz? Look at those Tomatoes...What the hell are you talking about...Let the pigeons loose...? Oh dear oh dear...
Angel: LOL its obviously Tara AKA Victoria. Come on, just look at her eyes!! Look at her eyes...Laugh out loud Tna! Oh yeah, I just realised that Lacey Von Crappy broke her cheekbone. She's so bad, i'm not surprised she hasn't broken anything up to this point...I bet you she used that whip on Hogan earlier on the day!*
*Note: Once again, we're not being 100% serious in our comments
Zero: She obviously got injured by a hard slap...Blatently...You know whats so sad...The TNA Tag team Knockouts champions don't even get on the show that often...Thats quite fail if you ask me...Even the WWE tag team champions at least appear on the show every week...!
Angel: How can they say "Oh, we have no idea who she is!?" Shut up TNA...Its so easy to crack jokes on TNA it really is...
2:20: Zero: Blonde bimbo mania! My goodness shaking that ass pointlessly BROTHERR. Pointless eye candy BROTHERR. They just rung the opening bell now!? And there's NO reaction from the iMPACT zone at all...!
Angel: KINKY pointless crap everywhere!?lol ITS TARA OH BAH GAWD OBVIOUSLY A HIDDEN GIRL BUT LOL ITS HER BUT BAH GAWD . i would say id rather do my assignment work than watch tna..but no tna crowd NOT GIVIGN A REACTION. BAH GAWD WHAT IS THIS . THEY ALWAYS SAY THINGS IS AWESOME!?
Zero: Better from the very VERY big slump from Hogan and Bischoff. theY were much better before. OMG ANGELINA speared that woman. EDGE in spirit! What the hell?! She hit her on the back? Yet she clutched her head...Utter fail TNA!
Angel: But shes putting her face right in her tits! Lesbians on TNA! OH LOOK! Its Tara! What a surprise!? she lost to rayne a few months back. Thats hilarous...For the retirement match thing!
Okay so...Me and Hannah did watch the rest of iMPACT (well most of it for her...As she couldn't take it anymore...) And to be honest I was losing the will to live...But the only other good thing that came about it was that segment with MCMG and The "London Brawling" team...That was funny, other than that...It was clusterfuck after clusterfuck...To the point that i've give n up the will to live typing THIS up!?...Seriously...NEVER again I will watch TNA...Then again i'll watch it again for the shits and giggles of its fails...Take care people! Will write back soon! Peace! X . Sorry for reading such trash by the way!
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